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The third season of the American competitive reality television series Top Chef VIP premiered on Telemundo on May 21, 2024. The season was announced on July 18, 2023. Carmen Villalobos returned as host. Antonio de Livier is the only judge to return from previous seasons. Belén Alonso and Inés Páez Nin replaced Adria Marina Montaño and Juan Manuel Barrientos as judges.
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