{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
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