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{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}

{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}

{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}

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